I worry about these guys...

Me:	Oh hey. I don't work on Valentine's Day.
Caswell:	I don't know if I do. Is that a Sunday?
Me:	It's a Tuesday.
Caswell:	I have it off too! What's up?! Bromance!
*he and my boyfriend high-five*
Boyface:	Don't worry baby. We'll do something nice on Monday.
Me:	*glares*