5/8/2012
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— Boyface (always such a romantic)
2/14/2012
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I just put two new folders on my laptop desktop.
(and when I say “my laptop” I mean my boyfriend’s laptop that I use more than he does)
One folder says “PORN” and is full of pictures of Rick Astley.
The other says “Mandi’s Porn” and is full of pictures like this:
1/29/2012
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| Me: | Oh hey. I don't work on Valentine's Day. |
| Caswell: | I don't know if I do. Is that a Sunday? |
| Me: | It's a Tuesday. |
| Caswell: | I have it off too! What's up?! Bromance! |
| *he and my boyfriend high-five* | |
| Boyface: | Don't worry baby. We'll do something nice on Monday. |
| Me: | *glares* |
1/28/2012
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| Boyface: | If you put up with my shit, I'll put up with yours. |
| Me: | True love, baby. |
12/19/2011
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| Me: | So at work yesterday, this lady was looking for red and green tortilla chips... |
| Boyface: | *staring intently at his phone* |
| Me: | And then an elephant ran through the aisles. |
| Boyface: | *still looking at phone* |
| Me: | A lot of people died. |
| Boyface: | *still not paying attention to me* |
12/7/2011
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So my boyfriend made a phone call and walked away while I was telling him a story.
Didn’t say a word about it. Just dialed, answered and walked off to have a new conversation while I was basically mid-sentence. Luckily, our friend was still listening so I told him the story instead.
That was worse than the time he fell asleep mid-conversation.
12/5/2011
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| Me: | I want you inside me. |
| Boyface: | Can I make my potatoes first? |
| Me: | No. |
| Boyface: | But I'm fucking hungry! |
10/29/2011
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Fixed.
He hasn’t worn his hoodie in months. MINE NOW. xP
9/13/2011
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| Me: | Zech. Babe. Why are you twitching? |
| Zech: | Spiders. |
| Me: | There are no spiders. |
| Zech: | Uh huh. They live in the couches. |
| Me: | No they don't. |
7/19/2011
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| Zech: | I'm leaving you now. |
| Steve: | And he doesn't just mean for his trip. |
| Zech: | Hahaha. Right. STEVE. I AM ENTRUSTING YOU WITH MY GIRLFRIEND. AND MY ROOM. AND ALL MY THINGS. I WILL BE BACK IN A FEW YEARS. I EXPECT PROGRESS! |
| Steve: | I will have a long, luscious beard by then. |
| Mandi: | Right, because that's all that matters. Haha. |
| Zech: | It is all that matters. I WILL SEND YOU MONEY EVERY WEEK. IS $450 ENOUGH? WELL, I'M OFF. I WILL BE IN THE CARIBBEAN, BANGING LOCALS. |
| Mandi: | Zech! ... I love you. |
| Zech: | I love you too. |
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