18th March 2012

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Weirdest thing I saw today:

I casually glance out my bedroom window just in time to see a man in an Angry Birds costume walking across the parking lot to take out his trash. When he finished the chore he reentered MY building.

I have no idea who he was.

Tagged: randomangry birdsweirdparking lottrashcostumesillyfunnylolhaha

14th February 2012

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I just put two new folders on my laptop desktop.

(and when I say “my laptop” I mean my boyfriend’s laptop that I use more than he does)

One folder says “PORN” and is full of pictures of Rick Astley.

The other says “Mandi’s Porn” and is full of pictures like this:

Tagged: boyfaceporngirl pornfolderprankboyfriendlovedishesturn onfunnylol

7th December 2011

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So my boyfriend made a phone call and walked away while I was telling him a story.

Didn’t say a word about it. Just dialed, answered and walked off to have a new conversation while I was basically mid-sentence. Luckily, our friend was still listening so I told him the story instead.

That was worse than the time he fell asleep mid-conversation.

Tagged: he kind of had a legitimate reason thoughso i guess i forgive himhe begged me to tell him afterwardboyfriendphoneleftstupidfunnylol

5th December 2011

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He has his priorities...

  • Me: I want you inside me.
  • Boyface: Can I make my potatoes first?
  • Me: No.
  • Boyface: But I'm fucking hungry!

Tagged: i was joking anywaybut i'm going to hold this over himboyfriendsexconversationpotatoeshungerhahafunnygirlfriend

17th November 2011

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Tagged: saladlittle golden booksfunnyawkward

22nd September 2011

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thatswhatthatmeans:

Tickling (verb) - Like being raped, but you’re forced to laugh.

thatswhatthatmeans:

Tickling (verb) - Like being raped, but you’re forced to laugh.

Tagged: rapelaughticklefunnycuteverb

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14th September 2011

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Texting my mother.

  • Me: Caswell says you are a very pissed off noodle.
  • Mom: Whaaaaat?!?!?!
  • Mom: Well tell Caswell he's a disgruntled chocolate chip!

Tagged: textmomangry noodlefunny

9th September 2011

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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15th August 2011

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memejelly:

Rage Comics: I Don’t Even Have Delicates

memejelly:

Rage Comics: I Don’t Even Have Delicates

Tagged: all the things?laundrymomfunnymemescomics

6th July 2011

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THIS. IS. HILARIOUS.

xD

Tagged: hogwartsharry potterhufflepuffyoutubevideofunny