18th March 2012

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Weirdest thing I saw today:

I casually glance out my bedroom window just in time to see a man in an Angry Birds costume walking across the parking lot to take out his trash. When he finished the chore he reentered MY building.

I have no idea who he was.

Tagged: randomangry birdsweirdparking lottrashcostumesillyfunnylolhaha

5th December 2011

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He has his priorities...

  • Me: I want you inside me.
  • Boyface: Can I make my potatoes first?
  • Me: No.
  • Boyface: But I'm fucking hungry!

Tagged: i was joking anywaybut i'm going to hold this over himboyfriendsexconversationpotatoeshungerhahafunnygirlfriend

6th June 2011

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imgfave:

★ discovered on imgfave.com (social image bookmarking)

imgfave:

discovered on imgfave.com (social image bookmarking)

Tagged: no homoincestbeastialitylovehaha

5th June 2011

Photo reblogged from 9GAG Tumblr with 341 notes

9gag:

You are what you eat

9gag:

You are what you eat

Tagged: twilightharry potteredwardcullenvoldemortunicornbloodyou are what you eathaha